The New Class Clown

Every freshman at Festerten High School was upset that Zack moved away. Zack used to be the school’s class clown. Zack would make every student laugh out loud and roll on the floor laughing. Even the school staff loved Zack's Jokes and were sad that he moved. But the student who would miss him the most was Tom. 

Tom was Zack’s best friend. Zack would constantly make Tom laugh nonstop.The two had so much in common and agreed on everything. The only difference was that Zack was funny while Tom was not. Tom was always secretly jealous of Zack’s ability to make people laugh. Tom wanted to make people laugh just as much as Zack did but he just was not as funny. If Tom could find a way to make people laugh as much as Zack could Tom would do it. When Zack moved, Tom wanted to be the new class clown of Festerten high school. Tom tried to make people at his school laugh just like Zack used to but everyone hated his jokes. Tom was pissed off that no one found him funny and was mad at himself because of it.

One night while Tom was trying to fall asleep he was thinking about what he could do to make himself funny. 

Tom said to himself, “No matter how hard I try no one ever laughs at my jokes. What am I doing wrong? I wish I was funny. I wish I could be one of the funniest people at Festerten high school. I even wish I was one of the funniest people on earth.”

Tom didn’t know that a wish granting fairy named Elida was listening to him.

“So you want to be one of the funniest people on earth. Wishes granted,” said the fairy.

The next day Tom woke up and went to school. One of the students walked up to him to ask for a pencil.

“Hey Tom, do you have a pencil I can borrow,” asked the student.

Tom was about to say yes but instead the fairy’s magic made him say a joke against his will.

“Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast,” said Tom.

“Haha that is a funny joke,” said the other student. Tom then gave the student a pencil and the student walked away. 

“Why did I say that,” Tom asked himself and went to his locker.  While Tom was walking his feet started to change without him noticing. Tom’s feet began to shrink becoming smaller and tinier. The feet shrunk so much that Tom now had the shoe size of 7 for a female. Tom’s toenails grew longer and magically became perfectly manicured. Red nail polish appeared out of nowhere and spread itself all over Tom’s toenails until they were all covered with red nail polish. The Nike sneakers Tom was wearing changed color from red and white to all black. The back ends of the shoes rose up and grew heels, changing the shoe from a pair of sneakers to a pair of pump heels. The pump heels made clicking sounds every time Tom walked.

Tom opened his locker to get his school books and folders for the day when another student walked up to Tom.

“Hey Tom what’s up,” said the student.

Once again Tom answered with a joke, “Did you hear about the new restaurant named karma? There’s no menu. You get what you deserve.” 

“Hahahaha,when did you get so funny Tom, '' said the student.

“I don’t know,” said Tom.

After Tom answered his legs started to change. The leg hair on Tom’s legs receded back into his skin and disappeared. The masculine shape changed to more of a feminine shape. Tom lost the muscle mass of his legs and the muscle mass was replaced with flab. The legs began to shrink in size as they became shorter and thinner. The decreasing size of his legs also decreased the size of his overall height. Tom’s height went from 6 ft 0” to 5 ft 7”. The jeans Tom was wearing changed from the color blue to black. The pants sleeves started to shrink more and more until they were so small that you would not be able to see the pants  if Tom was sitting cross legged. 

Tom watched the student leave and said to himself, “why am I saying things against my will,” said Tom?

“It’s because of me silly,” said a voice.

“Who is there,” asked Tom?

“It is me, Elida, the wish granting fairy. I heard your wishes from last night. You wished you were funny so I granted your first wish by making you say funny jokes even if it is done against your will. The other two wishes were for you to be one of the funniest people at Festerten high school and to be one of the funniest people on earth. So I decided to grant your two other wishes by changing reality. Since you wanted to be one of the funniest people on earth I am making you one of the most funniest people on earth by turning you into famous comedian Amy Poehler. Once the transformation is complete I will fulfill the other wish by changing your status from student to teacher so you will not graduate and be the funniest person at Festerten high school for a very long time. You have not been able to notice the changes to your body because I have been using my magic to make you and everybody else not notice the changes that have been happening to you. But since you now know what is going on there is no point of hiding the changes from you. So from now on you will see the rest of your body change. Look at your legs and feet,” said Elida.

Tom looked down and saw his legs were more feminine and his feet were wearing pump heels. Tom took off his shoes and saw his feet had gotten smaller and his toenails painted red. Tom finally noticed that he was much shorter than he used to be and that people that used to be shorter than him were now taller than him. 

“No, when I gave those three wishes I did not want them to be fulfilled this way. Please change me back,” said Tom. But the fairy disappeared in front of Tom’s eyes.

Tom ran to the mirror in the boy’s bathroom to watch his body transform into a copy of Amy Poehler.

Suddenly, Tom’s penis and ballsack started to feel weird. 

“No please don’t let my penis change,” cried Tom but despite Tom’s plea his penis started to change. 

Tom’s balls left his ballsack and went deeper inside him. Tom’s balls and testicles grew and changed into ovaries while his ballsack got smaller and eventually disappeared completely. The penis size began to shrink in size becoming smaller and thinner until his penis was no longer there and the only thing left was a pee hole in between his legs. Then the pee hole grew bigger and larger morphing from a small pee hole into a pussy with a clitoris. Tom now had the bodily autonomy of a woman.

Tom wanted to scream in terror during the process of his penis becoming a pussy but the changing of his penis into a pussy was the most sexually arousing thing that ever happened to him in his life that instead he moaned with sexual pleasure.

“Oh god, oh god,” Tom screamed as the sexual arousal of his penis becoming a pussy was so great that he could feeling himself about to have his first female orgasm. Eventually, Tom could not stop himself from having his first female orgasm and he orgasmed with wetness squirting from his new pussy and sexual moans coming from his mouth. After Tom’s penis became a pussy and Tom had his first orgasm. Tom’s torso was the next body part to start going through changes. 

The torso shrank and became smaller and thinner. The hips of Tom kept widening until they were 38 inches wide. While Tom’s hips widened his waist narrowed until it was only 27 inches.Tom’s flat ass grew larger and swelled in size, becoming a round bubble butt that would from now on jiggle every time Tom takes a step. 

Next, Tom could feel his pecs start to grow, becoming bigger and larger. 

“No I don’t want to have boobs,” screamed Tom but the pecs were changing into boobs despite his protest against it. 

While Tom’s pecs grew they also changed from pecs to a nice pair of big boobs. When Tom’s new boobs stopped growing they were c cup boobs that were 37 inches big. The body figure of Tom changed from an average muscular male body to a slim feminine female body. The weight of Tom decreased from 148 pounds to 139 pounds. The changes of Tom’s torso made his height shrink even more, going from 5 ft 7” to 5 ft 2”. Once the changes of Tom’s torso were finished the next thing to change were his arms and hands.

The arms of Tom’s shrunk smaller and became thinner. The arm hair receded back into Tom’s skin and disappeared. Tom lost muscle mass in his arms and the muscle mass was replaced with flab. The hands went through a similar process. The hands shrunk and became tinier and smaller. The fingernails grew longer and became perfectly manicured. Red nail polish appeared out of nowhere and spread itself all over Tom’s fingernails until they were all covered with red nail polish. After Tom’s hands changed it was time for his face to change. Tom’s shirt changed from a normal gray t-shirt to a white shirt with buttons on it. A gray blazer suddenly appeared covering Tom’s white shirt. 

“Please not the face. I love my face the way it is,” said Tom but his face began to change despite his begging not to. 

The shape of Tom’s head changed from a square shaped face with a square shaped jaw to a rounder shaped face. The ears and nose on Tom’s face also shrunk and changed shape. Tom’s hair grew longer and longer until it was touching his shoulders. The hair became lighter and brighter changing from black hair to blonde hair. The eyes of Tom also changed color going from brown to blue. Tom’s lips plumped up as his Adam’s apple to shrink and shrink until it disappeared. The voice of Tom changed from a normal deep sounding male voice to a higher pitched female voice from Newton, Massachusetts. The face of Tom grew laugh lines around his mouth along with wrinkles and crow's feet as he aged from 15 to 52. Makeup, lipstick and mascara magically appeared all over Tom’s face. Tom looked at himself in the mirror and saw that the transformation was complete. 

Tom moved his hands all over his new body to see what it felt like. The skin all over Tom’s body was no longer rough and masculine but soft, smooth, feminine and sexy. Tom could even feel the new estrogen inside his new body instead of the testosterone he used to have. Tom played with his new boobs and pussy. Tom squeezed his boobs and put his fingers inside his new vagina. The sensation of Tom putting his fingers inside his pussy and the feeling of playing with his boobs were making him sexually aroused again. Tom moaned in sexual pleasure for a few moments then stopped.

Tom said to himself, “Why did I have to make those wishes? Why did this have to happen to me?”

Then fairy Elida appeared out of nowhere and said to Tom, “I thought you would love the way I granted your wish. Please try being Mrs. Poehler the teacher for the day. If you don’t like it I will change you back when the school day is over.” 

Then the fairy disappeared and Tom was all alone in the boy’s bathroom.

“I’ve got to get out of here before someone sees me in the boy’s bathroom,” said Tom and he left the boy’s bathroom.

Tom walked down the hall with his pump heels making clicking noises until he saw a sign saying Mrs. Poehler’s classroom.

Tom entered the classroom and saw all the students in the classroom ready for class to start.

Tom’s mouth involuntarily moved and made Tom say a joke. 

“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent,” said Tom. 

All the students laughed and one said, “that is a good one Mrs. Poehler.”

Suddenly, the fairy's magic caused knowledge of algebra to enter Tom’s head and he knew how to teach algebra.

“Ok class let’s do some algebra,” said Tom.

As the day went by Tom enjoyed his time as Mrs. Poehler. Tom enjoyed being the funniest person in the school. Tom even made the students laugh more than Zack did. Tom also loved being a teacher because it was easier than being a student. The fairy’s magic also gave him a new love for algebra and Tom loved teaching it. Most of all, Tom loved playing with his new boobs and putting his fingers up his new pussy when he had breaks from teaching. 

When the school day ended Elida the fairy reappeared and asked, “do you enjoy your new ability to make jokes, body, and life?”

Tom answered, “Yes, I love this life far more than my old one. I want to keep this body and life forever. Thank you for granting my wishes.” 

“You are welcome,” said Elida the fairy and the fairy disappeared.

Tom stopped using male pronouns and now uses female pronouns instead to refer to herself. Tom also stopped calling herself Tom and instead calls herself Mrs. Poehler. Mrs. Poehler loves her new life and still teaches to this day.