(This story was a request from reportahri.)
All Max ever wanted to do was play the video game league of legends. Max practiced playing the game non stop and wanted to be the best player in the world. Max loved playing League Of Legends so much that he would sacrifice time being with his girlfriend and family. Max even studied less for his classes resulting in him getting B’s and C’s instead of the A’s he used to get in order to play the game. Max would practice everyday and became the best player on his college campus beating everyone. Since Max was the best player and was so passionate about the game he felt he had the right to dictate who is a real fan and who wasn’t a real fan. If you didn’t know every fact about the game or you just were not as good as Max he would call you a fake fan and a novice.
Max’s dream was to one day be on the show League Of Legends European Championship. League Of Legends European Championship was a famous show where players are put into teams of 10 and compete to see which team is the best. Since Max loved the show so much he practiced playing the game in order to get better at it so he could one day be on the show. Finally, Max would have worthy opponents instead of dealing with the amateurs on his college campus. Max would watch the show every time it was live streamed on the internet. It was Max’s favorite show and he loved everything about it. Well, almost everything about it. There was only one thing Max did not like about the show and that was the analysis host Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere.
Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere was the analysis host and interviewer of the show. Max thought that Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere was a fake fan of League Of Legends. Max felt that Eefje was just someone who didn’t really care about League Of Legends or any other video games in general until she got the job. In Max’s mind Eefje was just a person who took the hosting job in order to make herself famous and popular. Not because she actually cared about video games. Max thought Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere took the job to build her and once she got another job offer that would make her more famous she would leave. Max thought the show producers only hired her because she had a pretty face from her days being in beauty pageants instead of her skill or knowledge of the game.If Max could find a way to get Eefje kicked off the show he would. Max’s life would be perfect if he never had to see the bitch’s face again.
One night Max was watching League Of Legends European Championship on his laptop and he was in a bad mood. Max saw Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere and was pissed off at her more than usual. Eefje was doing her hosting duties and interviews on the show as she usually did but for whatever reason it really made him angry. It even got to the point where Max was yelling at the screen.
“Come on, show us that you care about the game and aren’t just hosting for the fame and money. Don’t just stand there with a dull expression on your face. Stop being so stiff with a stupid dull expression on your face. Be more lively and enthusiastic,” yelled Max!
Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere looked pissed for a few seconds but then smiled and continued the show. Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere gave a joke that everyone in the audience laughed at but Max hated.
Max screamed, “What the fuck was that you stupid cunt bitch. That joke was so awful and cringe. Why are you so cringey all the time? You have one of the easiest jobs in the world and you suck at it. Of course I should not expect you to be a good host since you only got the job because of your looks and not your knowledge or skill at the video game. I wish I never have to see your face on the show League Of Legends European Championship ever again. You fame whore.”
Suddenly, the lights in Max’s room started to flicker on and off. The ground began to shake as if an earthquake was happening. Max thought what the fuck this going on. Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere’s face looked at the screen as if she was looking at Max.
“You think I am a fame whore Max,” said Eefje?
Max was shocked that Eejfe on the screen was talking to him. Max thought how the fuck is this possible.
Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere said, “why don’t you say those mean things to my face.”
Max was sucked into the computer screen and was transported on the set of League Of Legends European Championship. Max was confused why he was on the set on the show.Max looked around and at the crowd of people. Everyone was frozen except for him and Eefje.
“Don’t worry, I just froze time so I could talk to you,” said Eefje.
Max tried to move his mouth to talk but it would not move.
“I used my magic to make sure you can’t talk. I will be doing all the talking,” said Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere.
Max had a terrified look on his face.
“So you think I am just a fake gamer who doesn’t know anything about video games but only got the job because of my pretty face? You think I am not passionate about video games and League Of Legends and that my job is easy? You think I am not lively and enthusiastic enough to host the show properly? I bet you can’t be more funny, lively and enthusiastic than me but I want to see you try. So I am going to let you host for a few weeks to see if you are better than me at it. Of course, I would not let you take my hosting job looking like the way you do right now. I am going to have to change some things,” said Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere.
Max was confused at what she meant by change some things.Max looked at Eefje and her face started to look different. Eefje’s face was changing, becoming less feminie and more masculine. The skin on Eefje’s face went from soft to rough.Cracking noises could be heard from the bones in her head while her face was changing shape. The shape of Eefje’s face changed from a round shaped face to a square shaped face. Eefje’s ears and nose began to change as well, becoming a bigger shape and a different size. The length of Eefje’s brown hair started to get shorter and shorter until it didn’t even reach past her ears. Then Eefje grew an adam apple giving her the deeper voice of a male. The makeup, mascara, and lipstick disappeared from the woman’s face. Eefje’s face gained some youth as she lost some of her wrinkles. The woman gained some years when she went from 35 to 21 years old.
Max realized Eefje’s face was turning into his own face and was terrified. Then Max’s face started to feel weird and he realized his face was transforming into Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere. The skin on Max’s face went from rough to soft. Max’s face started to become less masculine and more feminie. Max’s face made cracking noises because it was changing from a squared shaped face to a rounder shaped face. The man’s nose and ears got smaller as changed size. Max’s eyes began to change color going from gray-bluish to hazel. The man’s brown hair grew until it was past his shoulders. Max’s lips plumped up as his Adam's apple decreased and disappeared. The man’s voice changed from a normal deep male voice to a high pitched female voice from Bruges, West Flanders, Belgium. Makeup, mascara, and lipstick magically appeared on Max’s face. Max face started to get older losing some years as he aged up from 21 to 35 years old. Max felt his new face with his hands and was shocked and scared for what would happen next.
Max saw the rest of Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere body start to transform into Max. Eefje could feel the estrogen in her body turn to testosterone. The rest of the skin on Eefje’s body went from soft to rough. The height of Eefje got taller, going from 5 ft 8” to 6 ft 2”. Body hair grew all over Eefje’s body. The shoulders on Eefje went from narrow to broad giving her broader shoulders. Eefje’s arms and hands grew longer and bigger. The arms and hands gained more muscle and arm hair while they went from soft, smooth, feminine, and sexy to rough, and masculine. The nail polish on her fingernails disappeared while her fingernails got smaller. Eefje’s female slim body changed its figure to a normal average male body. Eefje’s body gained some weight, going from 137 pounds to 152 pounds. The hips and waist on Eefje made cracking noises while they decreased in size until she had the bone structure of a normal male. Eefje’s butt lost some of its plumpness when her butt stopped being bootyful and became flat. The legs and feet of Eefje got longer and bigger as they changed shape. Eefje’s legs gained some muscle and leg hair. Eefje’s legs lost their smooth, feminine, soft, and sexy skin as they became more masculine and rough. The nail polish on Eefje’s feet disappeared and the toenails became shorter.
Max knew what was about to happen and was not happy about it. Then he could feel himself start to change. Max could feel the testosterone in him turn to estrogen. The skin on the rest of Max’s body changed from rough to soft, smooth, and sexy. The height of Max shrunk down from 6ft 2” to 5ft 8”. All of Max’s body hair fell off of him and fell to the ground. The shoulders on Max went from broad to narrow. The arms and hands of Max got shorter, thinner, softer, and smoother while they also lost arm hair and some muscle. The fingernails on Max’s hand got longer and white nail polish magically appeared on his fingernails giving him perfectly manicured fingernails. Max started to lose weight in decreasing from 152 pounds into 137 pounds. The changes of the bones in Max’s body caused the bones to make cracking noises while his hips and waist were changing. Max’s hips popped out and expanded giving him a hip size of 35 inches. Max’s waist widened so he now had a waist size of 24 inches. The legs and feet of Max shrank going from the rough and masculine legs of a male to the feminine, softer, smoother, and sexier legs of a female. Max’s legs also lost some muscle and leg hair. The toenails on Max’s feet grew and white nail polish appeared on them giving him perfectly manicured toenails.
“The next part is my favorite,” said Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere.
Max thought to himself, oh my god no, not my privates, please don’t take away my private parts.
Max saw Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere breasts shrunk causing her to lose her b cup breasts until she no longer had breasts. Eefje now had pecs where her breasts used to be. Then Eefje’s uterus disappeared as her vagina and clitoris became her dick and balls.
Max thought to himself, please don’t take my dick away, please I'll do anything.
Suddenly, Max could feel his pecs start to change. Max’s pecs got bigger and bigger changing into b cup breasts. Max’s balls started to invert themselves into his body and disappear while his penis got smaller and smaller until it became a vagina.
Max thought to himself, it’s gone, it’s gone my dick is gone I have a vagina.
Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere’s clothes changed to look like Max’s clothes. Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere’s black high heels turned into black Chuck Taylor shoes. Eefje’s red dress separated into two pieces with the bottom half becoming blue jeans and top half becoming a green shirt. Eefje’s bra disappeared and her panties turned into boxers. Lastly, her earrings disappeared. Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere looked like a complete carbon copy of Max.
Max’s clothes began to change. Max’s blue jeans and green shirt connected with each other. The green shirt sleeves kept shortening and shortening until there were no more sleeves on Max’s shirt. Then the pant sleeves connected with each other. The pants sleeves rose up while the fabric in the middle of the pants sleeves disappeared forming a dress. The dress color changed from blue and green to red. A bra magically appeared on Max while his boxers turned into panties. Max’s black Chuck Taylor shoes became black high heels and earrings magically appeared on Max. Max now looked like a carbon copy of Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere.
Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere started to speak, “now that you have the proper body to host the show you can start hosting. I will give you a few weeks to be the host to see if you can do a better job than me. Meanwhile, I will live your life so people don’t think you have gone missing. Your hosting duties start now. The real Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere disappeared into thin air. Then time unfroze and the audience started moving again and Max could talk again. Max was in a state of shock and could not believe what happened. Max was upset at first that he got his body switched with a woman and lost his dick.The more he thought about it the more he became happy. Finally, Max would get to be on the show he always wanted to be on and as a bonus he would get to host it too. Max could finally show Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere how a true fan with an incredible passion, skill set, and knowledge would host the show instead of a non talented bitch like her.
“Are you feeling ok Eefje,” asked one of her coworkers?”
“Yes I feel fine,”said Max and he started to host the show.
Over the next few weeks Max kept on hosting the show. Max tried his very best to host. Max had fun at first but it was harder than he thought. Max tried to host the show but the audience members didn’t like him. The audience members and viewers wondered what happened to Eefje and why she was no longer talented. The viewers thought that Max was too boring, dull, and cringey. Max didn’t like how everyone hated him. When Max would do interviews with people, the people he would interview would have to inform Max on knowledge of the game that Max did not know about. Also, when the show was not being aired Max would play League Of Legends with his coworkers and the show contestants and they all kicked his ass. Turns out Max wasn’t as good and knowledgeable as he thought he was. Max's dream of being on the show turned into a nightmare. Max no longer liked to host and hated it. Max finally had enough and screamed. Max didn’t want to do this anymore.
Suddenly, time froze again and a portal opened in front of Max. Max saw the real Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere with his body looking at him.
“Realized my job is harder than you thought it was and you don’t have the knowledge and skill at gaming you thought you had,” said Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere?
“I want to go back to my old life,” said Max.
“Well, while someone was failing at living the life of Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere, someone was doing a better job at living the life of Max,” said the real Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere.
Suddenly, images of events appeared showing Max what happened while he was Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere. One image showed the real Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere getting straight A’s as Max. Unlike the real Max, Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere actually focused on her time getting good grades instead of only caring about video games. Another image showed Max’s girlfriend right after she and the real Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere had sex.
“Wow Max that was unbelievably good sex. How did you become such a good lover in the short time of a few weeks? I love that you are spending more time with me. To be honest with you, a few weeks ago you were such a shitty boyfriend that I was going to break up with you. You barely spent any time with me because all you wanted to do was play that stupid game. But now you have become such a different person that I have fallen in love with you all over again. You have taken me to fancy expensive restaurants and given me expensive gifts such as jewelry, chocolate, and flowers.You know exactly how to make a woman happy. It is almost as if you know everything about what women want. Now let’s have more sex,” said Max’s girlfriend in the image.
Max was shocked to hear what his girlfriend was saying. Max had no idea that his girlfriend no longer liked him and wanted to break up with him.
Then in another image Max saw was of his family.
“Wow Max, I can't believe you are spending time with us. We missed you so much. We missed you while you were at college. To be honest we were starting to think you did not care about us. You never wanted to talk to us. All you wanted to do was play that silly game, said Max’s mom.
“Yes son, we love spending time with you. To be honest with you, your mother and I started to think we failed as parents. We were losing faith in you and thought to ourselves that letting you go to college was a mistake if all you were going to do was slack off and not put in your best effort. We thought that you didn’t want to spend time with us because you did not love us anymore. But we see you do care about us now and love us,” said Max’s dad.
Max was surprised his family thought he did not love them and regretted sending him off to college. Max did not mean to ignore his dad and mom. Of course he loved them, he was just trying to spend time playing League Of Legends so one day he would be good enough to make it on the show League of Legends European Championship.
“It seems that while you think you are better and more knowledgeable than me at playing League Of Legends even though in actuality you are not better than me. I am actually better than you when it comes to living your old life,” Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere told Max.
“Please, I want my old life back,” Max said to Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere.
“Why should I be nice to you and give you your old life back when you called me a bitch, cunt, a fame whore, a fake fan, and questioned my gaming and hosting skills,” asked Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere?
“I was wrong to say those hurtful things and I am sorry. I want to return to my old life to apologize to my family and girlfriend for neglecting them. I want to be with my family and girlfriend again. I want to go back to getting straight A’s again. Please give me my old life back,” cried Max.
“Tell you what, since you constantly called people fake fans for not being as good at League Of Legends or for not being as knowledgeable about the game as you were and you questioned my skills at gaming and gaming credentials calling me a fake fan I am going to make you a deal. We will play a game of League Of Legends. I will also give you a test on League of Legends knowledge. If you win a game against me or prove that you know more about League Of Legends than I do then you get your body and life back but if I win I get to keep your body and life,” said Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere.
“Ok, I agree,” said Max.
Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere quizzed Max on the game League Of Legends. Unfortunately, Max got all the answers wrong. When it was time to play against Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere Max tried the best he could. Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere crushed him in and won the game.
“Looks like I get to keep your body forever. Not only am I better and more knowledgeable of the game League Of Legends than you but I am also better at living your life than you too,” said Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere.
“No, please give me another chance. I am sorry for doubting your love for League Of Legends. I don’t want to be a woman. I don’t want to go through the rest of my life never seeing my family and girlfriend again, please,” cried Max.
“Sorry but I don’t help people who are fake fans of League Of Legends because they aren’t as knowledgeable or good at playing the game as I am. Enjoy your new life,” said the real Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere.
Then Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere disappeared along with the portal she was in. Time unfroze and Max began to cry, missing his old life.
“Why did I waste so many hours on that stupid game instead of spending time with my girlfriend and family? Why did I treat everyone who was not as good as me or knowledgeable as I am so badly? Why did I question Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere’s passion for gaming? Now I am stuck in a stupid girl’s body. I lost 14 years of my life,” said Max.
A few weeks later Max was still struggling to be a good host. Eventually, he had a meeting with his boss.
“I am sorry Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere but I am going to have to fire you and give the hosting job to someone else. You just aren’t that good anymore,” said Eefje’s boss.
“But I am trying really hard to be a good host. Please don’t fire me, Give me another chance,” cried Max.
“Sorry but I just can’t keep letting you work here anymore. Goodbye Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere,” said the boss.
Max left the building knowing he won’t ever get to be on his favorite show ever again. Max walked while he was sad and crying. With his firing came good news and bad news. The good news is that he got his wish and he won’t have to see Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere’s face on League Of Legends European Championship ever again. The bad news is he will have to see Eefje 'Sjokz' Depoortere’s face every time he looks in a mirror for the rest of his life.
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